Things that happened today

He: "Can I speak to the person who handles your phone account?"
Me: "No"
He: "Are you the person who hanldes the account?"
Me: "No"
Then I hung up because I had to pick up another phone line. This is a working office after all.

Stay tuned for how I answer tomorrow. Because there's going to be a tomorrow. Someone from some phone company calls every day. I've tried being polite . It doesn't work. I even tried Jerry Seinfeld to no avail. Because it's an office phone, I couldn't do Chris Rock: "He dead."
I'll try the monosyllabic route.

You are currently using 0 MB (0%) of your 7024 MB.

Or so it says on my gmail account. That's because the spammers haven't found it yet and filled it with their shitty offerings. Just once I'd like to reply to one of those idiots in such a way as to fill up their mail box. Too bad that I'm pathetically ignorant about doing such a thing.

Still, all is right with world. No complaints here. I'll be back tomorrow, and try writing a few more lines...